dennys:

It’s Friday night and we’re about to go wild, ‘bout to get twisted, ‘bout to make this night jump right off the chain, gonna eat a huuuuuge dinner, talkin’ burgers and fries, milkshakes and ice cream, and an extra order of fries ‘cause it’s FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAYYYYYYYY and after that it’s only gonna get crazier, we talkin’ ‘bout pajamas, a suuuuuper comfy comforter, and streaming hours of television until we fall asleep covered in food and happiness. Now THAT’S a Friday.

THANK YOU BASED DENNYS, STR8 FUCK THE WORLD CUZ. THIS IS WHAT WE ARE ABOUT!!! MACHO BULLSHIT FOREVER, KEEP HARDCORE HARD!